sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
It’s physically impossible for a woman to reach an orgasm without a man. No, don’t look at me like that - it’s a fact of biology! This explains why women don’t masturbate the way men do, and why lesbian relationships don’t last. Look it up.
(Male) Second Year Biology Major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)
I’m a biology minor and I can tell you I’ve been able to give myself an orgasm before a man has given me one… Bye.
Lmao! What an idiot